twerking-on-the-tardis:

sexualnico:

riordam:

Guys this video shows you how to fix the flappy bird issue!!!

oh my god

reblog this to save a life

(via ikimaru)


So I drew john in a flower crown :3

So I drew john in a flower crown :3


me typing in 2009: Hi there! This is a fun email thingy. What r u doing?????? Wow typing is really hard lol.
me typing in 2010: Hay guise! It's meh wtf lmao! I don't have ADHD i just IS THAT A PANCAKE TACO TURTLE LOL :3 xD
me typing in 2011: Oh my god, are you all illiterate? What do you think this is, 2006? Grow up, you lot of nine-year-olds. Nobody wants to have the Internet tainted with your scum.
me typing in 2012: lol whats happening hoo Dis
me typing in 2013: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
me typing in 2014: hella

(via life-writer)


spencerofspace:

bro-slimshady-strider:

spencerofspace:

bro-slimshady-strider:

lotusseishin:

bro-slimshady-strider:

Whoa back the fuck up—-Oh hey, it’s just you.Don’t sneak up on me like that, you little shit.

Hello? AHHH—

Oh Mr. Strider, it’s just you. I’m sorry to interrupt, Dave invited me over but I can’t find him anywhere. I’ll just go. 

Nonsense, welcome to the Strider dojo.DAVE!!I’m sure he’ll be here any minute.Care for a truffle?


TG: BRO
TG: what the fuck 
TG: you cant just pull a sword on everyone who comes in the goddamn apartment


DAVE! /WHY/ aren’t you in UNIFORM?

TG: jesus christ
TG: fine just dont assault my friends

TG: welcome to the strider household
TG: would you like a spot of tea with a side uncomfortable shota slave labor

spencerofspace:

bro-slimshady-strider:

spencerofspace:

bro-slimshady-strider:

lotusseishin:

bro-slimshady-strider:

Whoa back the fuck up—-
Oh hey, it’s just you.
Don’t sneak up on me like that, you little shit.

Hello? AHHH—

image

Oh Mr. Strider, it’s just you. I’m sorry to interrupt, Dave invited me over but I can’t find him anywhere. I’ll just go. 

image
Nonsense, welcome to the Strider dojo.
DAVE!!
I’m sure he’ll be here any minute.
Care for a truffle?

image

TG: BRO

TG: what the fuck 

TG: you cant just pull a sword on everyone who comes in the goddamn apartment

image


DAVE! /WHY/ aren’t you in UNIFORM?

TG: jesus christ

TG: fine just dont assault my friends

TG: welcome to the strider household

TG: would you like a spot of tea with a side uncomfortable shota slave labor


(via cheese3d)


rizucchini:

xmas sweater dance party

rizucchini:

xmas sweater dance party

(via dirkkjake)


ikimaru:

"Helloooo"

I CAN EXPLAIN
nvm I can’t
happy birthday Dirk
(original gif)

ikimaru:

"Helloooo"

I CAN EXPLAIN

nvm I can’t

happy birthday Dirk

(original gif)

(via incessantlyphlegmatic)


Q
Heller
A

Howdy.


I made babies

I made babies